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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Women (and what they actually mean...)

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#1 .sHoRtY.

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  • Posted 11 October 2007 - 03:37 PM

    Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Women
    (and what they actually mean...)


    10. I think of you as a brother.
    (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in
    "Deliverance")



    9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
    (You are one Jurassic geezer.)


    8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way
    (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon)


    7. My life is too complicate right now.
    (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may
    hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing)



    6. I've got a boyfriend
    (who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben & Jerry's)


    5. I don't date men where I work
    (Hey bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same
    solar system, much less the same building)


    4. It's not you, it's me
    (It's not me, it's you)


    3. I'm concentrating on my career
    (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better
    than dating you.)



    2. I'm celibate.
    (I've sworn off *only* the men like you.)


    .....and the #1 rejection line given by women
    (and what it actually means)


    1. Let's be friends.
    (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating
    detail about all the other men I meet and sleep with; it's
    that 'male perspective' thing)

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  • Posted 15 October 2007 - 06:59 PM

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    #3 .sHoRtY.

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  • Posted 18 October 2007 - 03:07 PM

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  • Posted 18 October 2007 - 05:08 PM

    YES KASI POSTS HAIN JIN MEIN KUCH LIKHA HI NAHI
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    #5 .sHoRtY.

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  • Posted 19 October 2007 - 02:09 PM

    aTlEaSt HasTe To HaIn
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  • Posted 20 October 2007 - 05:55 AM

    hmmm

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    #7 .sHoRtY.

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  • Posted 20 October 2007 - 02:17 PM

    hMmMmMm Ka KiYa MatLaB?
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  • Posted 04 November 2007 - 01:49 AM

    hmmmmmmmmm ka matlab hay k muje kuch b nahi pata iss liye hmmmmmmmmmz

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  • Posted 27 November 2007 - 04:45 PM

    Nice Post

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  • Posted 28 November 2007 - 03:33 AM

    Nice Post

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  • Posted 04 December 2007 - 07:27 PM

    Mice LAkin Pata Nahi Kya Likha Hai!
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  • Posted 02 January 2008 - 08:17 PM

    lolzz dis iz so funny ...

    hahaha

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    soo trueeeee :P

    ...nabs ur a jokaa i lyk dis posttttt

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  • Posted 02 January 2008 - 08:54 PM

    Hmmm!
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  • Posted 02 January 2008 - 08:56 PM

    hmm kee? :P...mou band hogaya hai :P

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  • Posted 01 February 2008 - 01:03 AM

    Band Mou Hi Acha Lagta Hi :P

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  • Posted 01 February 2008 - 01:18 AM

    tumhara kyun khula hai phir :P

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  • Posted 01 February 2008 - 01:33 AM

    Tumhain Daikh Ker :P

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  • Posted 01 February 2008 - 01:34 AM

    achaaa !!!
    mein funny lagti hoon tumein???

    #19 nadi

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  • Posted 01 February 2008 - 01:40 AM

    Nahi Aisa Main Nay Kaab Kaha :P

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    #20 Diamondz

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  • Posted 01 February 2008 - 01:42 AM

    acha na :P
    ankhen pohr pohr ke mat dekho mujhe darr lagta hai :P




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