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Funny Video Clips
Section!
More than 100 video clips that you can
download and laugh your ass off!!
Here are some sound funny sound files.
01.
Chum Baraber Chum (Urdu Qawali)
- Windows Media Player
Required (WMA)
02.
Bhatti from Lahore
(MP3)
03.
Kerpal - Airport
(MP3)
04.
Kerpal - She Kicked my Dog
(MP3)
05.
VIDEO:
George Bush & Tony Blair
- My Love (Very Funny)
- (WMA)
06.
Mobilink Customer Support
- Windows Media Player
Required (WMA)
07.
Some guy calls 15 in Karachi
(MP3)
08.
Master Sahib (MP3)
09.
Mamu (Continuation of Chum Baraber Chum
Qawali) - Windows
Media Player Requires
(WMA)
10.
Taxi - Animated
Macromedia Flash Executable (EXE)
11.
Prank Phone Call: Are you the plumber?
(MP3)
12.
The "F" Word -
Wave File (WAV)
13.
Donald Duck "Play with my balls"
- Wave File (WAV)
14.
Dickens Cider -
Wave File (WAV)
15.
100 Grand Prize -
Wave File (WAV)
16.
South Park:
Oh my god! You've got mail - You Bastard
- Wave File (WAV)
17.
Panday Kalli Kara Loo -
MP3
18.
VIDEO:
Shanghai Knights dubbed in Punjabi
- QuickTime (MOV) contains extreme language!
19.
Prank Call: A Few Good Men Line,
some dude call some lady!
- MP3
20.
Gen. Pervez Musharaf Speech
- Too Funny!
- MP3
FULL METAL JACKET
SOUND FILES
01.
Amphibian Shit
02.
Best part of you...
03.
Do you suck...
04.
Finger Bang'n
05.
Fuck a person in the ass
06.
Hell I like you...
07.
I admire you'r honesty
08.
I'll be watching you
09.
Im asking the questions...
10.
Modern Art
11.
No Shit
12.
Peanut Puffer
13.
Are you...
14.
Shit down your neck...
15.
Skull fuck you
16.
Sweet Heart
17.
This is the only...
18.
What's you'r excuse
19.
Who the fuck said that!
THE SIMPSON'S SOUND
FILES
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Homer Simpson |
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01.
All done!
02.
My baloney has a first name...
03.
I hope I haven't upset you...
04.
Boring!
05.
Where's my burrito?
06.
D'oh!
07.
Gasp!
08.
Go to hell!
09.
Hmmm...
10.
Neeeeerrrrd!
11.
Mmmm...
12.
Shut up!
13.
You want the truth??...
14.
Wahoo!
15.
Aaaaaaah!!!
16.
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the
American dream?
17.
I'm Mister Burns, blahblahblah...
18.
Forget it!
19.
Shut up boy.
20.
Homer laughing...
21.
Yeah, but what are you gonna do?
22.
Hey there, blimpy boy...
23.
All part of Gods great plan.
24.
Thank you for your pity.
25.
Heheh, so long suckers!
26.
You tried your best... |
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Monty Burns |
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01.
Mr. Burns does an Elvis impression
02.
Excellent.
03.
I like to put my feet up.
04.
Release the hounds.
05.
Have the Rolling Stones killed.
06.
Call my lawyers!
07.
You maggot!
08.
Oh very well it's time for your bribe.
09.
Pish-posh!
10.
Simpson, eh?
11.
What good is money if it can't...
12.
Men, there's a little crippled boy...
13.
As punishment for your desertation, it's...
14.
Fresh victims for my ever-growing army of
the undead.
15.
Bah! To hell with this!
16.
Now, lets burn rubber baby!
17.
Isn't life grand...
18.
Well, that's a hell of a thing! Why? |
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Other misc sound
files from Simpson's |
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01.
Hi everybody! I'm... -Dr. Nick Riviera
02.
Gentlemen, I've decided there will be no...
-Mayor Quimby
03.
He's so stupid. -Moe
04.
Damn your feeble brain!
05.
A solar eclipse, the cosmic ballet... -Spock
06.
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!
07.
Fight the power!!! -Barney
08.
Haha! -Nelson Muntz
09.
Hello, I'm Troy McClure -Troy
10.
Hey Ma, let me get a picture... -Cletus
11.
Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be
happy... -Movie theatre guy
12.
You sicken me. -Unknown
13.
What the hell are you doing... -Moe
14.
I'm the Devil. Hehehehheh. -The Devil
15.
No more sitting in the dirt... -Cletus
16.
Wow! -Barney
17.
Your superior intellect is no match... -Krodos
18.
Kneel before my slingshot... -Krodos
19.
Mmmmrrr -Marge
20.
Ohhhno! -Lisa
21.
Please come back - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon |
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Kent Brockman |
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01.
Now at the risk of being unpopular...
02.
A chilling vision of things to come.
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Willy |
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01.
I told ya you'd be back!
02.
If elected Mayor, my first act will be to...
03.
Go ahead. Water it down somemore. My God
man... |
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McBain |
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01.
Hurry Charlie, there is not much time.
02.
Yeah, dats nice.
03.
Oh stop talking crazy
04.
Maybe you all are homosexuals too! |
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