Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare,
Raah aisi ho jo chalne ko majbur kar,
Mahak kum na ho kabhi apni Pyar ki,
Pyar aisa ho jo milne ko majbur kare…!Love u all…

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain

For me U r as…
Chees 4 pizza…
Passport 4 visa…
Butter 4 bread…
Ice 4 freezer…
Cream 4 cake…
Water 4 lake…
Leaf 4 tree…
A FRIEND like u is 4 ever…

True friendship never fades with Time:),
Become more tasteful like old Wine:),
Only a friend can understand words and convert the rolling tears into a Smile!

MY friendship is just like a rubber band,
It is too flexible, Stretch it as much as u can,
But if u leave it,it ‘ll hurt u…