Maths Teacher to a Boy: If u had 1000Rs. in one pocket & 1000rs. in other pocket, what would u think?
Boy: I would think yaar mai kitay bapu di pant ta nhi paa lai?

Desi teacher urdu ki class perha raha thaa aur uski zip khuli wi thi 2 female students dekh ker hasna lagein toh teacher bolaa,zada hasssi arahi ha toh bahar nikal ker KHURAA ker doon ga.

Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare,
Raah aisi ho jo chalne ko majbur kar,
Mahak kum na ho kabhi apni Pyar ki,
Pyar aisa ho jo milne ko majbur kare…!Love u all…

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain

For me U r as…
Chees 4 pizza…
Passport 4 visa…
Butter 4 bread…
Ice 4 freezer…
Cream 4 cake…
Water 4 lake…
Leaf 4 tree…
A FRIEND like u is 4 ever…