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1. U love sum1….U marry some1 else.
The 1 u marry….becomes ur wife or husband.
N the 1 u loved …..becomes the password of ur mail id

2. There’s only 1 perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There’s only 1 perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

3. Three dreams of a man:
To b as handsome as his mother thinks.
To b as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…

4. Husband & wife r like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

5. Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachun ko karne deinge.

6. What’s the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir Chad ke bolegi.

7. Wife ko Begum q kehte hain?
Qk shadi k bad sare gum to husband ke hisse me ate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jati hay.

Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai,
Jis tarah bin paani ke machli bechari hai,
Ab na aur kuch khawish hai,
Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish hai ek

Sardar kay bachy nay sardar se pucha..!

Bacha: Papa jab ap mar jao gaye to ap ko dafnaya jaye ya Jalaya jaye?

Sardar: oo putar mujh se kuch na pucho .. mujhe surprise dena

Quaid-e-Azam nay Farmaya hai kay Waqat ki pabandi karo …
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par unho nay ya nahi bataya … !
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kay NAYE waqat ki ya Purany kay