A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 […]

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

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Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
AND
What’s the loudest noise in the jungle?
A Monkey eating cherries.

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What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
Diarrhoea!

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Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.

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