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What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle? The Elephants foreskin.

A double whammy: Why do elephants paint thier testicles red? So they can hide in cherry trees. What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A Monkey eating cherries.

In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was a hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh! If I go down three inches I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed." There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh! If that fly goes down three inches I...

What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow.

A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in front of the big silver back gorillas cage when one woman makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as an invitation. He grabs her, yanks her over the fence, and takes her to his nest in the pen. There he ravishes her and makes passionate...