What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
Sparky

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What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.

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What is the last thing to go through the mind
of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?
It’s ass.

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Why does an elephant have four feet?
Because it would look silly with six inches.

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Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead… Why’d the other monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead too… Why’d the third monkey fall outta the tree? peer pressure…

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