Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Scared the hell out of the dog.

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There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his income. He opened […]

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What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
Sparky

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I’ve never understood why women love cats.
Cats are independent, they don’t listen,
they don’t come in when you call, they like
to stay out all night, come home and expect
to be fed and stroked, then want to be left
alone and sleep. In other words, every quality
that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

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What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!

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