What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
A PAT on the head.

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A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes.
She calls the shop, and the man there advises her to watch them carefully
and all would become clear in time.
She spends weeks staring at the cage and eventually catches them doing
what comes naturally. To make sure she doesn’t get them mixed up […]

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What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
The wrong answer.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer

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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died.
“You know, it’s not your fault that the dog died. He’s probably up in
heaven right now, having a grand old time with God.”
Susie, still crying, said “What would God want with a dead dog?”

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