A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local
grocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.
The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly,
asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.
“Nope, no laundry,” the boy said, “I’m going to wash my dog!”
“But you shouldn’t use […]

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What does a lion call a antelope?
Fast food.

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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going to come anyway!

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What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger

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One day a man and his dog walk into a bar. The owner of the
dog says to the bartender “I bet 10 dollars my dog can talk”.
The bartender, naturally, accepts.
All of the sudden the dog starts reciting the Gettysburg adress.
So the bartender layes down ten dollars and the dog grabbs it
and runs out the door. […]

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