A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken
to work. The little girl asks, “I saw you in your office with your
secretary. Why do you call her a doll?”
Feeling his wife’s gaze upon him, the man explains, “Well, honey,
my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you
wouldn’t believe, […]

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Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesman
was unable to get a couple to sign up for a policy.
“I certainly don’t want to frighten you into a decision,”
he announced, standing up to leave …
“Please sleep on it tonight, and if you wake up in the
morning, let me know what you think.”

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The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierand was down to two final applicants — one of which would get the job. The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstate New York. A nice young man, but a bit timid. Then he called for the second man, “Jim […]

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Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comes
home from work and leans against the freshly painted wall.
The next day, she says to the painter, “You wanna see where
my husband put his hand last night?”
He sighs and says, “Look, lady, I got a tough day’s work ahead
of me. Why don’t you just make […]

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The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed
postmaster. Over six months went by and not one piece of mail left towm.
Deeply concerned, postal authorities in Washington wrote the postmaster to
inquire why.
They received this short and simple explantion: “The bag ain’t full yet.”

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