What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper? Getting fingered by Captain Hook!

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

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I once wrote a book called How to Keep an Idiot Entertained for Hours. It
went like this: To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the next
sentence. To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the previous
sentence.” It didn’t sell very well. I thought with the short attention
span of people these days it may have […]

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A woman was out shopping and her son was with her. They boy spotted a man
who was bowlegged. The boy pulled on Mom’s hand and said, ” Momma, look at
the bowlegged man.”
Mom was mortified and told her son that it was not polite to point to a
person and make that sort of comment. For punishment, […]

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And now, from our favourite fairy-tales….
Why does Peter Pan Fly?
You’d fly to if you got hit in the peter with a pan.

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