Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,
and lives in Melbourne, Australia?
                         Salman Rushdie.

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Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
                         1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,
                         2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.

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“So you’re writing a down-to-earth story?”
“Yes, about a parachute jumper.”

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What is green and purple and wants revenge?
The Grapes of Wrath

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What was Moby Dick’s father’s name?
                      Papa Boner.

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