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Jazz cord

March 10th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request. A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row […]

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Tom Jones Syndrome

March 10th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

“Doc I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home’”
“That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.”
“Is it common?”
“It’s not unusual.”

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Movie Ratings Explained

March 10th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

G:  Nobody gets the girl.
PG: The good guy gets the girl.
R:  The bad guy gets the girl.
X:  Everybody gets the girl!

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Experts say that …

March 10th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% more entertaining than Frank Sinatra Jr.’s.

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Three Wishes

March 10th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road,
when they saw a bush with a pig’s ass popping out.
The first man says, “I wish that was Demi Moore’s Ass”
The second man says, “I wish that was Pamela Anderson’s Ass.”
Then the third man says, “I wish it was dark.”

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