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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing? The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out

Michael Jackson: He told you he was "Off the Wall", that he was a "Thriller", that he was "Bad" and that he was "Dangerous". Next album will be called "Don't say I didn't warn you."

Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his seat belt. “Superman don’t need no seat belt,” Ali growled. “Well, Superman,” the stewardess replied, “don’t need no airplane!”

What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic? He was allergic to carrots.

If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be: Anna Nicole Smith.