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What do you call Batman and Robbin run over? Flatman and Ribbon.

What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common? They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!

Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?” After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, “Well, honey, God is both male and female.” This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, “Is God black or white?” “Well, God is both black and...

What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick? Hugh Grant.

What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? They both live off dead Beatles.