A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and […]

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it
was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the
teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow […]

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The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
“Yes,” he said. “I do. My father taught me.” “Good. What comes after
three.” “Four,” answers the boy.
“What comes after six?” “Seven.”
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?”
“A Jack.”

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One day, Mr. Phillard rushed his pregnant wife over to the hospital. As the doctors were prepping his wife, Mr. Phillard’s idiot brother Bill arrived to watch the birth. But when Mr. Phillard saw the blood and everything else, he fainted. When Mr. Phillard woke up he was in a bed with the doctor standing […]

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!

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