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A woman takes over…

March 10th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her Lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in […]

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A Stranger was seated…

March 10th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and […]

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A good student

March 10th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said “Give me Liberty, or give me Death?” She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Martinez, […]

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Anybody Home?

March 10th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered, “Hello?” Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to the youngster, the boss asked, […]

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What does it mean…

March 10th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
It means that the baby’s mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.

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