Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?” After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, “Well, honey, God is both male and female.” This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, “Is God black or white?” “Well, God is both black and white.” This further confuses him so […]

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Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these
lines to practice:
“Hark! A pistol shot! There lies a lady with hope in her soul. I think
I’ll snatch a kiss and run into the forest. By William Shakespeare.”
Little Johnny practiced and practiced and did the lines perfectly every
time. The night of the play […]

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Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park. Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum. Suzie asked, “You wanna play doctor?” Johnny replied, “NO, that too old fashioned. Spit out you gum, I wanna play president.”

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The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, […]

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A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and mom had been proudly displayed for all to see. One morning while getting ready for the day, he bounded into the room with his arms outstretched. In his hands were three magnetic letters: G-O- D. “Look […]

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