Police arrested two kids yesterday,
one was drinking battery acid,and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.

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WARNING! This new scam is being pulled mainly on older men. What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield. While she is doing this, another person opens your back door and steals anything in the car. […]

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Knock, knock! Who’s there? An escaped serial killer!

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These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day
Larry said to Joe, “You know man its been a long time since we had some
sex so you oughta let me fuck you.” Joe replied. “Are you crazy?!!” Larry
went on to say, “I promise you that it won’t hurt and we’ll flip a […]

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The police have rounded up some suspects for a identification line up for a rape suspect. When the lady walks in to pick out the suspect the guy shouts,”That’s her! That’s her!”

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