A man was taken to court for stealing an item from a store.  The man said
to the judge, “Your Honor, I’m a Christian. I’ve become a new man. But I
have and old nature also. It was not my new man who did wrong.  It was my
old man.”
The judge responded, “Since it was the old […]

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Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.

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Two prisoners were having a chat.
The first one said. “I’ve go two tickets for the warden’s ball, Do you
want to buy one?”
“No thanks, mate,” said the second guy. “I can’t dance.”
“It’s not a dance, mate,” said the first prisoner. “It’s a raffle!”

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Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car. The only thing he said was, “F.F.” His wife turned to him and answered, “E.F.” Out on the highway, he […]

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A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switch
when the guy gets the hiccups. The warden says, “Do you have any last
requests?” The guy says, “(hic) Yeah… (hic) could you please do (hic)
could you please do something to scare me?”

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