While in prison O.J. had another prisoner join him in his
cell. This person was 8′ tall and 670 lbs. of solid muscle.
He asked O.J. if he wanted to be the husband or the wife.
Now O.J. not being stupid started reasoning in his mind “OK
if I say I’m going to be the wife, this guy […]

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Three newly incarcerated convicts are discussing how they will pass their time in jail. The first one pulls out a harmonica and says “I can play all my favorite songs on this.” The second takes out a deck of cards. “I can play poker with myself with these.” The third gets out a box of […]

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Paddy was picked up on a rape charge. He was placed in a lineup
with ten other fellows and the accusing woman was escorted into
the room.
Paddy jumped forward, and screamed “That’s her! That’s her!
I’d recognize her anywhere!”

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How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex?
     Mace…

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What’s the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
Christopher Reeves got the electric chair!….and O.J walked!

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