What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Pee Wee Herman in their holding cell at
the jail?
“Stop playing with my lunch.”

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A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of the
bushes and hits her over the head, proceeds to kick her in the groin and
break her nose with a massive left hook. As the nun is lying bleeding on
the floor, the guy looks down and says:
You’re getting slow in your old […]

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    A judge asked a defendant to please stand. “You are
   charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw.” From out in
   the audience a man shouted, “Lying bastard!” “Silence in the court!”,
   the judge shouted back to the man. He turned to the defendant and
   said, “You are also charged with killing […]

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  A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching
   you!” “who’s
   there?” The robber said But no sound was heard. So he kept going and
   he heard it two
   more times when he spotted a parrot. “What’s your name,” the robber
   asked. “Cocodora”
   said the parrot. “Now, what kind […]

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  The District Attorney requested all the robbery victims to
   come to the police station to study a lineup of five people. He placed
   his suspect at the end of the line. Then he asked each to step forward
   and say, “Give me all your money…and I need some change in quarters,
   nickels and dimes.” […]

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