Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!

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In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was a
hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, “Gosh! If I go down three
inches I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed.”
There was a fish in the water thinking, “Gosh! If […]

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A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, […]

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What do you call rabbits marching backwards? A receding hare line………

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Two burglars broke into a building and stole a calendar.
They both got 6 months

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