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The State of Florida…

March 13th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

The State of Florida had a problem. The drug bust over the years had filled
their storage areas with Marijuana. It was decided  the only option was to
burn all of the Marijuana on hand. The eventful day a huge mound of Marijuana
was torched. The fire raged and the smoke of the weed raised in a […]

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What if Mother Goose…

March 13th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

Hmmm?
                      What if Mother Goose had tendencies and propensities
                                 toward verbosity and prolixity?
Jack becomes dexterous,
Jack becomes able to attain high velocity,
Jack forms a trajectory over the illuminating apparatus of
   ozocitereous structure.
Mary was formerly the owner and proprietor of a pygmy Ovis aries,
It possessed an outer wool covering which had the characteristic
   pallidness much like that […]

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Father Goose Story No. 9

March 13th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

Father Goose Story No. 9 Once there was a King who was loved by all of his subjects, especially because of the hunting excursions he shared with them. As will happen, one day he died and his eldest son took the throne. Now this new king was […]

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Father Goose Story No. 8

March 13th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

Father Goose Story No. 8 There was this troupe of dancers that traveled around the country dancing in clubs and theaters. They were called the Steppers. At one club, the Steppers did such a good job of pulling in patrons that the management gave them […]

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Father Goose Story No. 7

March 13th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

Father Goose Story No. 7
Once in a land far, far away there lived a group of people called
Trids.  The Trids were happy except for the huge ogre that lived
on the mountain.  The ogre would periodically terrorize the Trids.
The Trids tired of the ogre and sought to reason with him.  They thought
one of their religious leaders […]

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