ORDERING PIZZA IN 2010 This is so close to what is probably going to be happening in 2010 that we’re not sure how funny this really is… Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number? Customer: Hi, I’d like to place an order. Operator: I […]

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An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If
I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump
off this building.”
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, […]

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What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside, begins
with the letter ‘c’ ends with the letter ‘t’ and has the letters ‘u’ & ‘n’ in
the middle?
A coconut.

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Christmas Cookie Ingredients 1 cup water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups dried fruit 1 bottle Absolute vodka Sample the Absolute to check quality. Take a large bowl. Check the Absolute again, to […]

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For those of you who watch what you eat… Here’s the final word on
nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all
those conflicting medical studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than […]

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