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Wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards. NAIVE

Why did the grape cross the road? To get away from the grapefruit.

What do you call two banana peelings? A PAIR OF SLIPPERS

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, then how do they get baby oil?

Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion. (1) The woman goes to the store. (2)...