Wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards. NAIVE

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Why did the grape cross the road?
To get away from the grapefruit.

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What do you call two banana peelings?
A PAIR OF SLIPPERS

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If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, then how do they get baby oil?

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Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
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It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man will do. When a man
volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is
put into motion.
(1) The woman goes to the store.
(2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on
     a tray […]

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