What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
A grapefruit!

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What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.

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What’s another name for pickled bread?
Dill-dough!

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Here’s a gross one: What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds? They both stick their beef between 9 year old buns.

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What’s red and invisible?
No tomatoes.

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