A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City
restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen
seated there are furiously masturbating.
She yells, “What the hell do you guys think you are doing?”
One of the Japanese men explains, “Can’t you see? We are
all berry hungry.”
The waitress begs the question, “So, how […]

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HOW TO COOK A TURKEY!
(The Thanksgiving Special)
Step 1:Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) of JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 […]

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A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall
that says, “$500 if we fail to fill your order.”
When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant tail on rye. She calmly
writes down his order and walks into the kitchen. Almost immediately he
hears an explosion of voices.
The restaurant owner comes storming out of […]

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A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the
Maitre’d that there will be at least a twenty minute wait.
“Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?”, he says.
The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, “What’ll it be?”
The man replies, “Give me a Stoli with a twist.”
The bartender pauses […]

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What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?
100 way to wok your dog.

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