One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.
Suddenly the pub door swings open and in walks a Humbug.
“Fuck me” shouts Polo, and immediately dives under the table.
“What the fuck are you doing that for?” says Smartie.
“That humbug always gives me a right good kicking whenever I see
him, so […]

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What goes in and out and smells of piss?
The Queen Mother

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                            Iraqi vs. American
    
  
  Average Iraqi
    Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates, cradle of
    the ancient civilization founded by his ancestors
  Average American
    Once got really sick on the Wild Mouse ride at Six Flags theme
    park
  Average Iraqi
    Willing to participate in Holy War for his nation
  Average American
    Willing to […]

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