Two English sheep in a field.
One says to the other “I’m not feeling very well”
The other turns around and replies
“Shut-the-f*ck-up, or you’ll get us all killed”

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Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed his Postmaster General, stressing that it should be of international quality. The stamps were duly released of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and become furious. He called the chief […]

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Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t know
where they are. The first guy says “I’ll find out” and puts
his arm out the plane, then brings it back in  and says
“We’re just over Paris”
“How do you know” ask the others
“Well I’ve just felt the top of the Eiffel tower.”
Later on the […]

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At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies. One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question, “Will we have to fight a World War Three?” […]

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A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New
York City. He approached four men waiting to cross the street: a Saudi, a
Russian, a North Korean and a resident New Yorker. He asked, “Excuse me, I
would like to ask you your opinion on the current meat shortage?”
The Saudi replied, “Excuse me, but what […]

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