Cinderella was all set to go to the huge ball, but she was having a severe
case of PMS. She was crabby and pissy and moody and generally not in the
partying spirit. Well, her fairy-godmother again came to her rescue by
providing Cinderella with a magic tampon. The fairy-godmother said, “Put
this in and your PMS will […]

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During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across the burning desert sands towards Israel, when the Arab commander, bouncing along in his jeep, spots an aged Israeli on top a distant sand dune. The commander drops his binoculars and shouts orders to a foot soldier to […]

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Christopher Columbus was the best deal maker in history.
He left not knowing where he was going, and upon arriving, not knowing
where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all
on borrowed money.

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One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an
Austrian afternoon on her way to meet her best friend at a
coffee house.
Over Cappuccino and Viennese pastries, she suddenly burst
out crying.
Her friend begged her to share what was wrong.
“Oh, it’s just terrible,” she wailed. “Today the doctor told me
I’m in love with my father, and. . […]

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Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad
and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, “well, I knew that
my grandfather had died in the war, but I’ve just found out that he
actually died in the auschwitz concentration camp.”
Patrick says, “that’s terrible, did he go to the gas chamber?” and Mick
replies, […]

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