Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer: In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand - a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes I […]

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Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because she believes she’s prejudice. “I took one look at those shifty eyes and that cheap polyester suit and I immediately knew that he was guilty as sin.” “Sit down,” says the judge. “That’s the prosecuting […]

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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.

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Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.

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Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach? The cats keep covering them up with sand!

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