Osama Cave Memo
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Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really come
together as a group, and I love that.  Big thanks to Omar for putting
up the poster that says “There is no I in team,” as well as the one that
says “Hang In There, Baby.” That cat is hilarious.
However, while we […]

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The Importance Of “Correct Punctuation”
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind,
thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and
inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no
feelings whatsoever when we’re apart. I can be forever happy–will you […]

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Dear John,
I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement.
Won’t you fogive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart.
I was a fool, nobody can take your place. I love you.
All my love,
Belinda.
PS Congratulations on winning this week’s lottery.

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Dear ________,
I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further
contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition
was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as
yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your
name on file should an opening become available. So that you may […]

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Dear Darling Son and That Person You Married, Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t worry. I’m just fine considering I can’t breathe or eat. The important thing is that you have a nice holiday, thousands of miles away from your ailing mother. I’ve sent along my last ten dollars in […]

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