Tooth Fairy Form Letter
Dear ____________:
Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under your pillow last night.
While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of
lost or stolen children’s teeth, we were unable to process your
request for the following reason(s) indicated below:
( ) the tooth could not be found
( ) it was […]

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ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SON
Dearest Redneck Son,
        I’m writing this slow because I know you can’t read fast. 
We don’t live where we did when you left home.  Your dad read in
the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from
your home, so we moved.
        I won’t be able to send you the address because the […]

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“Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen’s luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the county home for the aged. All my people are gone. It’s nice to know that someone thinks of me. God bless you for your kindness […]

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NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE It has been brought to our attention that some individuals have been using foul language during the execution of their duties. Due to complaints from managers who are more easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do realise, however, the importance of […]

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  THE IRS LETTER…
  
   Dear Sirs:
   I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the
   three dependents I claimed on my 1996 Federal Tax return. Thank you. I
   have questioned whether these are my children or not for years. They
   are evil and expensive.
   It’s only fair, since they are minors […]

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