Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he
sees a sign that says, “Cow For Sale…$5000.”
He pulls in and says to the farmer, “There’s no cow in
the world worth five thousand dollars.”
The farmer says, Oh, yeah? Take a look at this.”
He lifts the cow’s tail, and Harry sees the cow has a
snatch […]

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A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman
who has just passed away.  At the end of the service, the
pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally
bump into a wall, jarring the casket.  They hear a faint moan.
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually
still alive.  She lives […]

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Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag
at you, what have you done wrong?
A: Made her chain too long.

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“I bet you don’t know what day this is”,
said the wife to her husband as he made his way out the front door.
The husband was perplexed, but was always a quick thinker:
“Of course I do, my dear. How could I forget!?” With that,
he turned and rushed to catch the bus for […]

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I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months
- I don’t like to interrupt her.

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