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A man suspected his wife…

March 30th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.
So, he hired a famous Chinese detective,
Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report any
activities that might develop.  A few days later,
he received this report:
  Most honorable sir:
  You leave house.
  He come house.
  I watch.
  He and she leave house.
  I follow.
  He and she […]

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Tags: Marriage and Relationships Jokes

A regular Friday…

March 30th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

A regular Friday night poker game was still going strong
well after midnight when one of the players returned from
the bathroom with an urgent report.
“Roger, listen,” he told the host, “Walter’s in the kitchen
making love to your wife.”
“OK, that’s it, guys,” Roger said. “This is positively
the last deal.”

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Avoid Social Blunders…

March 30th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS: - Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift. - Is it okay to bring a date to a wedding? Not if you are the groom. - When dancing, never remove undergarments; […]

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One day a little boy…

March 30th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing, “You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Whell your dick is to small bastard!” The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and asked what they meant. The startled parents did their best to […]

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A guy is sitting …

March 30th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She has a parrot on her shoulder. Woman says: If you can tell me what kind of animal I have on my shoulder…I’ll sleep with you.” Guy says: “An alligator?” Woman says: “Close enough”

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