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Lee was known among…

March 27th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

   Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent
   his wife her alimony payment each month. When he was asked the reason
   for his haste he shivered and replied: “I’m afraid that if I should
   ever fall behind in the payments to that witch, she might well try to
   […]

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Tags: Marriage and Relationships Jokes

The newlyweds had …

March 27th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

   The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so
   they would have the mobility of being able to use their own vehicle on
   the honeymoon. They settled into one of the train’s upper berths
   together and cuddled. As the nite progressed, the new bride was heard
   to say quite excitedly a […]

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A young couple from…

March 27th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

  A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy
   ocean-side resort. because they knew it would be expensive, they had
   planned to limit their stay to just the weekend, but were just unable
   to leave, enjoying themselves and each other so much, and extended
   their stay another day. Upon checking out, the […]

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After the third day…

March 27th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

   After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple
   finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant.
   After they were seated, the waiter came over to get their orders. The
   new husband looked at his bride and said, “You know what I really feel
   like honey ?”
  
   “Well […]

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After the lavish…

March 27th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

   After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their
   Honeymoon Suite. The groom turned down the lights and found some nice
   CDs to stack on the player. Then he excused himself and returned in
   pajamas and robe. He opened a bottle of champagne and poured them each
   a drink, unaware that his new […]

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