The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom
   approached the desk clerk. He said he wanted the best for they were on
   their honeymoon. The clerk asked the man if he wanted the bridal.
   “No,” he said, “I don’t believe I’ll need it. I’ll just grab onto her
   ears and […]

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  My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife
   hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were in
   fact “cheating” on her. I asked my wife if she would ever do that.
  
   She said, “Well not so much to find out who the […]

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   A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line
   dating services. I asked him the other day if he had had any luck and
   he said he’d quit — seems they’d matched him up with his wife.

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   The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his
   wife during a recent love-making session, “How come you never tell me
   when you have an orgasm ?”
  
   She looked him rite in the eye and said, “You’re never home !”

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  A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best
   friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, “My
   God Pete !!! I more-or-less ‘have to’, but YOU ???”

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