if at first you dont succeed…
buy her another drink

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A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas. Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, “Honey, pack your bags. I just won over a million dollars in Vegas.” […]

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Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?
Vern: Yes, indeed. I just can’t leave her behind alone.

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Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are told to seperate into two lines. One for all the husbands that are under their wives control and they other for those that control their wives. After the men seperate one of the angels notices that their are nineteen men in the […]

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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, “I guess we answered that question.”

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