She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
He: Your sense of humor.

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Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
     He wanted children and she didn’t want to get a sex change.

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Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
  Good:
        You came home for a quickie
   Bad:
        The postman had the same idea
Worse:
        You have to wait

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Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife’s not talking to you Bad: She wants a divorce Worse: […]

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Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
  Good:
        You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
   Bad:
        She keeps interrupting
Worse:
        With corrections

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