A guy burned two ears… so they were asking him at the hospital
how it happened.
He said, “I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang…
so instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear…”
“But how the heck did you burn the other ear?” The doctor asked.
“How do you think I […]

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A man walked into the doctors, he said, “I’ve hurt my arm in several places”
The doctor said, “Well don’t go there anymore”

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“Doc I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home’”
“That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.”
“Is it common?”
“It’s not unusual.”

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Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
Doc says “I’ll give you some cream to put on it.”

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A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only gladwrap for shorts.
The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”

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