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Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem?

This male prostitute contracted leprosy. He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. “Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night.” “Have you tried counting sheep?” “That’s the problem – I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.”

A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it on every conceivable occasion.”

Fred Dingaling A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name. "Fred," he replies. "Fred what?"...