I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot.
   It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there:
  
                     They have no wife to go home to…
                                or they do.

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  Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that
   as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the
   house.
  
   Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

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   Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired
   of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing
   shabby clothes.”
  
   “Amazing,” said the second, “I just got divorced for the very same
   reasons.”

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   A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best
   friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, “My
   God Pete !!! I more-or-less ‘have to’, but YOU ???”

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