A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!”
The cop asked, “What’s he like?”
The little boy replied, “Beer and women with big tits.”

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“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said, “and I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week.” “That’s very fair, your honor,” the husband said. “And every now and then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself.”

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Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and
values.
Stu said, “I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?”
Leroy replied, “I’m not sure, What was her maiden name?”

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As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.
It is a well-known fact that when a man is bald at the front
of his head, itÂ’s because heÂ’s a great thinker.
Also, when a man is bald at the back of his head, itÂ’s
because heÂ’s sexy.
Unfortunately, when a man is bald both front and […]

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What’s the difference between men and women? Women must play hard to get; men must get hard to play!

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