What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?
     New Age music.

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Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?
     To get away from the noise.

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What’s a accordion good for? Learning how to fold a map.

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Consider the following:
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in a
crowded shopping mall: “Don’t forget, sweetheart,
I need a new G string!”

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What’s the least-used sentence in the English language? “Isn’t that the banjo player’s Porsche?”

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