Three men die in a plane crash and are waiting to enter heaven.
St. Peter asks the first man, “What did you do on Earth?”
Man #1: I was a doctor.
St. P.: Go right through those pearly gates.
St. P.: And what did you do on Earth?
Man #2: I was a school teacher.
St. P.: Go right through […]

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Q. What do you call a musician without a significant other?
               A. Homeless.

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How can you tell when a drummer’s at the door?
He doesn’t know when to come in

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How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?
The knocking speeds up.

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This guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good
proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and
practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork
in his butt! He thinks it’s a little strange, so he pulls it and music
starts playing!
“. […]

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