I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50
that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf.
He said, “No  bet, the steaks are too high.”

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What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
“Chop chop.”

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POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes For an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the northern hemisphere summer solstice, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practice of your choice, […]

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If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

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Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet? He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips…

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