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Father of my Children

March 15th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

A guy is in line at the local Wal-Mart when he notices that a rather hot blond behind him has just smiled “Hello” to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him… and although familiar he can’t place where he might know her from… […]

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Why lawyers should never…

March 15th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer: In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand - a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes I do […]

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Whats worse than being…

March 15th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper? Getting fingered by Captain Hook!

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This male prostitute…

March 15th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

This male prostitute contracted leprosy. He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.

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What did the impatient…

March 15th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
“Chop chop.”

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